YOU SAID:
hi my name is john i am really funny and very very very smart
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はジョンです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is John
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my name is
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my name is
That didn't even make that much sense in English.