YOU SAID:
hi my name is joe once i ate a lawn mower that really like icecream
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前は本当にアイスクリームのような芝刈り機を食べたらジョーです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is Joe If you really eat a lawn mower, such as ice cream
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はジョーですあなたが本当にアイスクリームのような芝刈り機を食べるなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name is Joe if you really want to eat a mower like ice cream
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前は本当にアイスクリームのような芝刈り機を食べたい場合はジョーです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name is Joe if you really want to eat a mower like ice cream
That didn't even make that much sense in English.