YOU SAID:
hi my name is blah i eat chicken
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前は何とか私は鶏肉を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name somehow i eat chicken
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はどういうわけか私は鶏肉を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name is somehow i eat chicken
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はどういうわけか私は鶏肉を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name is somehow i eat chicken
You should move to Japan!