YOU SAID:
hi my name's bartholemew I'm 43 years old and I have no hair
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前は、私は43歳で、私は髪がない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is I'm 43 years old, I have no hair
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前は私は43歳です、私は髪がない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is I'm 43 years old, I have no hair
That's deep, man.