YOU SAID:
hi my dear cat with the dorito cheese face
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、dorito の私の親愛なる猫チーズ顔
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Hello, dear cat cheese face on my dorito
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、親愛なる私の dorito のチーズ顔の猫
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, dear I dorito cheese face cat
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、親愛なる私 dorito チーズ顔猫
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, dear I dorito cheese face cats
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、親愛なる私 dorito チーズ顔猫
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, dear I dorito cheese face cats
That didn't even make that much sense in English.