YOU SAID:
hi mate how are you now you will die tonight just kidding
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはメイトお元気ですか今夜あなたは冗談で死ぬでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello mate how are you tonight you will die jokingly
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは仲間今夜はお元気ですか冗談めかして死ぬ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello friends, how are you tonight?
INTO JAPANESE
こんばんは、今夜はごきげんいかがですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, how are you tonight?
INTO JAPANESE
こんばんは、今夜はごきげんいかがですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, how are you tonight?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.