YOU SAID:
hi its me im the problam its me
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、その私イムプロブラムその私
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hi its i im a program that i
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は私がプログラムです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I am a program I am
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はプログラムです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I am a program
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はプログラムです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I am a program
That didn't even make that much sense in English.