YOU SAID:
Hi it's Vince here with slap my nuts.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私のナッツを叩いてここのヴィンスです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is Vince here hitting my nuts.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、これは私のナッツを打つここのヴィンスです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is Vince here hitting my nuts.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.