YOU SAID:
Hi it’s me yes it’s me I’m the problem here
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはそれは私ですはいそれは私です私はここで問題です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello it's me yes it's me i have a problem here
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはそれは私ですはいそれは私です私はここで問題を抱えています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello it's me yes it's me i have a problem here
That didn't even make that much sense in English.