YOU SAID:
Hi. It's me. I'm the dog. My name is the dog. Everyone likes me. I'm cute. I think I will bark at nothing now.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは。それは私です。私は犬です。私の名前は犬です。誰もが私を好きです。私は可愛いです。私は今何も吠えないと思う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello. That's me. I am a dog. My name is a dog. Everyone likes me. I am cute. I think that I will not bark anything now.
You should move to Japan!