YOU SAID:
Hi it's me humen and I live here and eat and breath and stuf my face with candy...
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、それは私フメンだと私はここに住んでいて、食べて呼吸し、キャンディーで私の顔を突き刺す...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello,
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello,
Come on, you can do better than that.