YOU SAID:
Hi I'm totally straight and I love football
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は完全に異性愛者で、サッカーが大好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hi i'm completely heterosexual and i love football
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は完全に異性愛者で、サッカーが大好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hi i'm completely heterosexual and i love football
That didn't even make that much sense in English.