YOU SAID:
Hi I'm me who are you
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はあなたです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I'm you.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello,
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi there!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi there!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.