YOU SAID:
Hi! I'm human! I eat food, and desire things! I'm in credit card debt and have a wife for whom I feel nothing!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!私は人間です!私は食べ物を食べ、物を欲しがっています!私はクレジットカードの借金を抱えており、妻がいますが、私は妻のために何も感じていません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! I am a human being! I'm eating food and wanting something! I have a credit card debt and I have a wife, but I don't feel anything for my wife!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!私は人間です!食べ物を食べて何か欲しい!クレジットカードの借金があり、妻がいますが、妻には何も感じません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! I am a human being! Eat your food. I want something! I have a debt on my credit card and I have a wife, but she doesn't feel anything!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!私は人間です!食べて欲しいものがあるんだ!クレジットカードに借金があり、妻がいますが、妻は何も感じません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! I am a human being! I need something to eat! I have a debt on my credit card and I have a wife, but she doesn't feel anything!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!私は人間です!食べたいものがあるんだ!クレジットカードに借金があり、妻がいますが、妻は何も感じません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! I am a human being! I need something to eat! I have a debt on my credit card and I have a wife, but she doesn't feel anything!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.