YOU SAID:
Hi, I'm getting kidnapped right now and it's awesome!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、今誘拐された得ているし、それは素晴らしいです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, now kidnapped have gotten and it is great!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、今誘拐を得ている、それは素晴らしい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, now getting kidnapped, it is great!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、今になって拉致、それは素晴らしいです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, it is now kidnapped, it is great!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、それは誘拐された今、それは素晴らしい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, it now is kidnapped, it is great!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、それは誘拐された今、それは素晴らしい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, it now is kidnapped, it is great!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.