YOU SAID:
Hi I’m a depressed potato
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は落ち込んでいるジャガイモです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I'm a potato you are depressed
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はあなたが落ち込んでいるジャガイモです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I'm a potato you are depressed
That didn't even make that much sense in English.