YOU SAID:
Hi I like sucking ding dongs gulp gulp
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はディンドンをしゃぶるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hi i like to suck ding dong
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ディンドンを吸うのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hi i like to smoke ding dong
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ディンドンを吸うのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hi i like to smoke ding dong
That didn't even make that much sense in English.