YOU SAID:
hi i like eating pie do you?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはパイを食べるように私はあなたを行う?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi pie to eat like I do you?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はあなたを行うような食生活をパイですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi I am pie do you diet?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私はパイかダイエットか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my pie diet?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私のパイ ダイエット?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my pie diet?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私のパイのダイエット?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my pie diet?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.