YOU SAID:
Hi, I just broke my arm in a foam pit!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はちょうど泡の穴に私の腕を壊した!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello
That didn't even make that much sense in English.