YOU SAID:
Hi I have this annoying dog who looks sad and loves to steal socks and always gets in the middle of two people
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は悲しそうに見えると靴下を盗むのが大好きで、常に2人の真ん中に取得するこの迷惑な犬を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I look sad and love to steal socks and always have this annoying dog to get in the middle of two people
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は悲しそうに見えると靴下を盗むのが大好きで、常に2人の真ん中に取得するには、この迷惑な犬を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I look sad and love to steal socks and always have this annoying dog to get in the middle of two people
That didn't even make that much sense in English.