YOU SAID:
hi, i have loads of taters, bit now there gone
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はたくさんのテイターを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, i have a lot of taters
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はたくさんのテイターがいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I have a lot of Teita
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、たくさんのテイタがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, there are a lot of Teita
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、たくさんのテイタがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, there are a lot of Teita
That didn't even make that much sense in English.