YOU SAID:
Hi! I have a toy dog that does seizures! Do you want to come with me to play with seizure dog? Everyone likes getting seizures! So let's all get seizures!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!私は発作をおもちゃの犬をある!発作犬と遊びに来るか?発作を得る誰もが好き!それでは、すべては発作を得る!
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Hello! I have a toy dog attack! or come to play attack dog? like anyone getting a seizure! so all get fit!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!私はグッズ犬の攻撃がある!攻撃犬を遊びに来てか。誰ものような発作を取得!だから、すべてフィットを取得!
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Hello! I have a toy dog attack!? come to play attack dog. Like everyone gets fit! so it all gets fit!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!私はグッズ犬の攻撃がある!攻撃犬を遊びに来てください。ような誰もがフィットを取得します!それをすべて取得フィット!
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Hello! I have a toy dog attacks! please come to play attack dog. As everyone gets fit! it all gets fit!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!おもちゃを持っている犬の攻撃!攻撃犬を遊びに来てください。誰も取得に合わせて!それをすべて取得フィット!
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Hello! Dog toys attack! please come to play attack dog. Everyone gets fit! it all gets fit!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!犬のおもちゃを攻撃!攻撃犬を遊びに来てください。誰もがフィットを取得します!それをすべて取得フィット!
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Hello! Attack dog toy! please come to play attack dog. Everyone gets fit! it all gets fit!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!攻撃犬グッズ!攻撃犬を遊びに来てください。誰もがフィットを取得します!それをすべて取得フィット!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! Attack dog toy! please come to play attack dog. Everyone gets fit! it all gets fit!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.