YOU SAID:
Hi, I am Timothy Charles Xavier Manny The 53rd and 14 quarters. Please be my friend or I will send my swine after your dog.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はTimothy Charles Xavier Mannyです。私の友達になってください。さもなければ私はあなたの犬の後に私の豚を送ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I'm Timothy Charles Xavier Manny. Please become my friend. Otherwise I will send my pig after your dog.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はTimothy Charles Xavier Mannyです。私の友達になってください。さもなければ私はあなたの犬の後に私のブタを送ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I'm Timothy Charles Xavier Manny. Please become my friend. Otherwise I will send my pig after your dog.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.