YOU SAID:
hi, hello, um, hello, hi
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、こんにちは、ええと、こんにちは、こんにちは
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Hello, Hello, uh, hello, hello
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♪ハロー ハロー ハロー ハロー
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♪ Hello Hello Hello
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おや おや
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Hello, hello, hello...
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おや おや
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, hello, hello...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.