YOU SAID:
hi friend you do be looking spiffy today
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは友人は、あなたが今日見て見ている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi friends, you're watching today
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは友人は、あなたが今日見ている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi friends, you're watching today
That didn't even make that much sense in English.