YOU SAID:
Hi! do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? The muffin man? Do you know the muffin man that lives on drooly lane?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!マフィンマンを知っていますか?マフィンマン?マフィンマン?だらしない車線に住むマフィンマンを知っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! Do you know muffin man? Muffin man? Muffin man? Do you know a muffin man who lives in a sloppy lane?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!マフィンマンを知っていますか?マフィンマン?マフィンマン?ずさんな車線に住むマフィンマンを知っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! Do you know muffin man? Muffin man? Muffin man? Do you know a muffin man who lives in a sloppy lane?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.