YOU SAID:
Hi Darling, I’m gonna eat you
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはダーリン、あなたを食べるつもり
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello Darling, you have
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはあなたが最愛の人、
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Hi is your loved one,
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、あなたの愛する人
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, your loved one
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、あなたの愛する人
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, your loved one
That didn't even make that much sense in English.