YOU SAID:
Hi Dad Its Me Vending Machine
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはお父さんその私自動販売機
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello dad that i vending machine
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはお父さん、自動販売機
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello dad, vending machine
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはお父さん、自動販売機
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello dad, vending machine
That didn't even make that much sense in English.