YOU SAID:
Hi bro, like my toes maybe??
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私のつま先のようなものでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, what about my toes?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の足の指はどうですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, how are my toes?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、足の指の調子はどうですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, how are your toes?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、足の指の調子はどうですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, how are your toes?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.