YOU SAID:
Hi bob potato! I haven’t seen you in a while. Where have you been?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはボブポテト!私はしばらくあなたを見ていない。あなたはどこにいた?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello Bob potato! I have not seen you for a while. Where were you?
INTO JAPANESE
ハローボブジャガイモ!私はしばらくあなたを見ていない。あなたはどこにいた?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello Bob potatoes! I have not seen you for a while. Where were you?
INTO JAPANESE
ハローボブジャガイモ!私はしばらくあなたを見ていない。あなたはどこにいた?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello Bob potatoes! I have not seen you for a while. Where were you?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.