YOU SAID:
Hi bestie how are u oh no u good oh wait u god
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、仲良しさん、お元気ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello good friend, how are you?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは親友、お元気ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello dear friend, how are you?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは親愛なる友人、お元気ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello dear friend, how are you?
You've done this before, haven't you.