YOU SAID:
Hi am pooping on the rug
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、じゅうたんにうんちをしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello i poop on the carpet
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、じゅうたんにうんちをします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello i poop on the carpet
That didn't even make that much sense in English.