YOU SAID:
hi am klay and i pooped
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはクレイと私はうんちをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello clay and I did a poo
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは粘土と私はうんちをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello clay and I did a poo
That didn't even make that much sense in English.