YOU SAID:
hey you look as good as a rat
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、あなたはネズミと同じくらいよく見える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, you look as good as a mouse
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、あなたはマウスと同じくらいよく見える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, you look as good as a mouse
That didn't even make that much sense in English.