YOU SAID:
Hey you! Give that yam back or I shall be forced to beat you senseless with this unusually pointy butternut squash!
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ君!その山芋をお返しまたはしなければならない羽目になってあなたのビートに無意味なこの異常に先のとがったバターナット スカッシュ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Squash
INTO JAPANESE
スカッシュ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Squash
That didn't even make that much sense in English.