You said:
Hey y'all, Canada does not say "eh" that much...okay but we do say it sometimes but not that much you horrible stereotypers! Like if you came from Bored Button! Like if you came from anywhere else!
into Japanese
あのね、カナダはそんなに "ええと"と言っていません...大丈夫ですが、私たちは時々それを言うが、そんなにあなたが恐ろしいステレオタイプをしないでください!あなたが退屈ボタンから来たかのように!あなたが他のどこから来たかのように!
Back into English
Um, Canada doesn't say so much "uh" ... alright, but we sometimes say it, but don't do it so horrible stereotypes! As if you came from a bored button! As if you came from elsewhere!