YOU SAID:
Hey, why won't this boot up? Has somebody been playing with this computer?!
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、なぜこれが起動しませんか。誰かはこのコンピューターで弾いているか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, why it will not start? Someone is playing on this computer?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、なぜ始まらないか。誰かがこのコンピューターで演奏は?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, why not? Is someone playing on this computer?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、なぜではないか。このコンピューターで再生誰か。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, why not?. This machine play someone.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、なぜではないか。このマシンは、誰かをプレイします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, why not?. This machine will play somebody.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、なぜではないか。このマシンは、誰かが再生されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, why not?. This machine will play somebody.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.