YOU SAID:
Hey, wheres the bathroom?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、トイレはどこ?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, where is the toilet?
INTO JAPANESE
トイレは、どこにありますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where's the toilet?
INTO JAPANESE
便所は?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where's the toilet?
Come on, you can do better than that.