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hey whats up guys quandale dingle here. I have been arrested for multiple crimes including battery on a police officer, public indecency and declaring war on italy. Whats up fellas it's Quandale Dingle here. I am currently on the run from the police with

INTO JAPANESE

クアンデールの奴らがここにいる警察官への殴打公然わいせつイタリアへの宣戦布告を含む複数の罪で逮捕されましたクアンデール・ディングルだ私は現在警察から逃げています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They beat up police officers here in Quandale, publicly and indecently, and they arrested me on several counts, including a declaration of war against Italy.

INTO JAPANESE

クアンデールで警察官を殴ったイタリアへの宣戦布告を含むいくつかの容疑で逮捕された

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Arrested on several counts, including a declaration of war against Italy for beating a police officer in Quandale

INTO JAPANESE

クアンデールで警察官を殴ったとしてイタリアへの宣戦布告などいくつかの容疑で逮捕されました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He was arrested in Quandale on several charges, including beating a police officer and declaring war on Italy.

INTO JAPANESE

彼はクアンデールで、警察官を殴ったり、イタリアに宣戦布告したりするなど、いくつかの容疑で逮捕された。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He was arrested in Quandale on several charges, including beating a police officer and declaring war on Italy.