YOU SAID:

hey whats up guys quandale dingle here. I have been arrested for multiple crimes including battery on a police officer, public indecency and declaring war on italy.

INTO JAPANESE

クアンデールの奴らがここにいる警察官への殴打公然わいせつイタリアへの宣戦布告を含む複数の罪で逮捕されました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The men here in Quandale were beaten up by police officers, publicly and indecently arrested on a number of counts, including a declaration of war against Italy.

INTO JAPANESE

クアンデールの男たちは警察官に殴られ、イタリアへの宣戦布告を含むいくつかの罪状で公然と猥褻に逮捕されました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The Quandale men were beaten by police officers and publicly and indecently arrested on several counts, including a declaration of war against Italy.

INTO JAPANESE

クアンデールの男たちは警察官に殴られ、イタリアに対する宣戦布告を含むいくつかの罪状で公然と猥褻に逮捕されました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The Quandale men were beaten by police officers and publicly and indecently arrested on several counts, including a declaration of war against Italy.