YOU SAID:
"Hey, what does that flashing red and orange text mean? What? Why is there smoke everywhere? Oh god, are those BABIES on fire?
INTO JAPANESE
{"translatedText":"\u300c\u306d\u3048\u3001\u305d\u306e\u70b9\u6ec5\u8d64\u3068\u30aa\u30ec\u30f3\u30b8\u8272\u306e\u6587\u5b57\u306f\u4f55\u3092\u610f\u5473\u3059\u308b\u306e\u3067\u3057\u3087\u3046\u304b\uff1f\u306a\u305c\u3001\u3069\u3053\u306b\u3067\u3082\u5b58\u5728\u55ab\u7159\u306f\u4f55\u304c\u3042\u308a\u307e\u3059\u304b\uff1f\uff1f\u3042\u3042\u795e\u3001\u706b\u306e\u4e0a\u306b\u305d\u308c\u3089\u306e\u8d64\u3093\u574a\u304c\u3042\u308a\u307e\u3059\u304b\uff1f"}
BACK INTO ENGLISH
{"translatedText":"{ \"TranslatedText\": \"\\ u300c \\ u306d \\ u3048 \\ u3001 \\ u305d \\ u306e \\ u70b9 \\ u6ec5 \\ u8d64 \\ u3068 \\ u30aa \\ u30ec \\ u30f3 \\ u30b8 \\ u8272 \\ u306e \\ u6587 \\ u5b57 \\ u306f \\ u4f55 \\ u3092 \\ u610f \\ u5473 \\ u3059 \\ u308b \\ u306e \\ u3067 \\ u3057 \\ u3087 \\ u3046 \\ u304b \\ uff1f \\ u306a \\ u305c \\ u3001 \\ u3069 \\ u3053 \\ u306b \\ u3067 \\ u3082 \\ u5b58 \\ u5728 \\ u55ab \\ u7159 \\ u306f \\ u4f55 \\ u304c \\ u3042 \\ u308a \\ u307e \\ u3059 \\ u304b \\ uff1f \\ uff1f \\ u3042 \\"}
INTO JAPANESE
{"translatedText":"{ \"translatedText\"\uff1a \"{\\\" TranslatedText \\ \"\uff1a\\\" \\\\ u300c \\\\ u306d \\\\ u3048 \\\\ u3001 \\\\ u305d \\\\ u306e \\\\ u70b9 \\\\ u6ec5 \\\\ u8d64 \\\\ u3068 \\\\ u30aa \\\\ u30ec \\\\ u30f3 \\\\ u30b8 \\\\ u8272 \\\\ u306e \\\\ u6587 \\\\ u5b57 \\\\ u306f \\\\ u4f55 \\\\ u3092 \\\\ u610f \\\\ u5473 \\\\ u3059 \\\\ u308b \\\\ u306e \\\\ u3067 \\\\ u3057 \\ \\ u3087 \\\\ u3046 \\\\ u304b \\\\ uff1f \\\\ u306a \\\\ u305c \\"}
BACK INTO ENGLISH
{"translatedText":"{ \"TranslatedText\": \"{\\\" translatedText \\ \"\\ uff1a \\\" {\\\\\\ \"TranslatedText \\\\ \\\" \\ uff1a \\\\\\ \"\\\\\\\\ u300c \\\\\\\\ u306d \\\\\\\\ u3048 \\\\\\ \\ u3001 \\\\\\\\ u305d \\\\\\\\ u306e \\\\\\\\ u70b9 \\\\\\\\ u6ec5 \\\\\\\\ u8d64 \\\\\\\\ u3068 \\\\\\\\ u30aa \\\\\\\\ u30ec \\\\\\\\ u30f3 \\\\\\ \\ u30b8 \\\\\\\\ u8272 \\\\\\\\ u306e \\\\\\\\ u6587 \\\\\\\\ u5b57 \\\\\\\\ u306f \\\\\\\\ u4f55 \\\\\\\\ u3092 \\\\\\\\ u610f \\\\\\\\ u5473 \\\\\\ \\ u3059 \\"}
INTO JAPANESE
{"translatedText":"{ \"translatedText\"\uff1a \"{\\\" TranslatedText \\ \"\uff1a\\\" {\\\\\\ \"translatedText \\\\ \\\" \\\\ uff1a \\\\\\ \"{\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\" TranslatedText \\\\\\\\ \\\\\\ \" \\\\ uff1a \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \"\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ u300c \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ u306d \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ u3048 \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ u3001 \\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\ u305d \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ u306e \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ u70b9 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ u6ec5 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ u8d64 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ u3068 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ u30aa \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ u30ec \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ u30f3 \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ u30b8 \\\\"}
BACK INTO ENGLISH
{"translatedText":"{ \"TranslatedText\": \"{\\\" translatedText \\ \"\\ uff1a \\\" {\\\\\\ \"TranslatedText \\\\ \\\" \\ uff1a \\\\\\ \"{\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\" translatedText \\\\\\\\ \\\\\\ \" \\\\\\\\ uff1a \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \"{\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\" TranslatedText \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \"\\\\\\ \\ uff1a \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ \\ \"\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ u300c \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ u306d \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ u3048 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\ u3001 \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ u305d \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"}
INTO JAPANESE
{"translatedText":"{ \"translatedText\"\uff1a \"{\\\" TranslatedText \\ \"\uff1a\\\" {\\\\\\ \"translatedText \\\\ \\\" \\\\ uff1a \\\\\\ \"{\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\" TranslatedText \\\\\\\\ \\\\\\ \" \\\\ uff1a \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \"{\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\" translatedText \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \"\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\ uff1a \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ \\ \"{\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ \"TranslatedText \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ \\\" \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ uff1a \\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\"}
BACK INTO ENGLISH
{"translatedText":"{ \"TranslatedText\": \"{\\\" translatedText \\ \"\\ uff1a \\\" {\\\\\\ \"TranslatedText \\\\ \\\" \\ uff1a \\\\\\ \"{\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\" translatedText \\\\\\\\ \\\\\\ \" \\\\\\\\ uff1a \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \"{\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\" TranslatedText \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \"\\\\\\ \\ uff1a \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ \\ \"{\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"translatedText \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ \\\" \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\ uff1a \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"}
INTO JAPANESE
{"translatedText":"{ \"translatedText\"\uff1a \"{\\\" TranslatedText \\ \"\uff1a\\\" {\\\\\\ \"translatedText \\\\ \\\" \\\\ uff1a \\\\\\ \"{\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\" TranslatedText \\\\\\\\ \\\\\\ \" \\\\ uff1a \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \"{\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\" translatedText \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \"\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\ uff1a \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ \\ \"{\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ \"TranslatedText \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ \\\" \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ uff1a \\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\"}
BACK INTO ENGLISH
{"translatedText":"{ \"TranslatedText\": \"{\\\" translatedText \\ \"\\ uff1a \\\" {\\\\\\ \"TranslatedText \\\\ \\\" \\ uff1a \\\\\\ \"{\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\" translatedText \\\\\\\\ \\\\\\ \" \\\\\\\\ uff1a \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \"{\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\" TranslatedText \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ \"\\\\\\ \\ uff1a \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ \\ \"{\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"translatedText \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ \\\" \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\ uff1a \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"}
That didn't even make that much sense in English.