YOU SAID:
hey we bought your drum and this is how we dance.
INTO JAPANESE
おい、ドラムを買ったんだ。こうやって踊るんだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I bought a drum. This is how you dance.
INTO JAPANESE
ドラムを買ったんだ踊り方はこうだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I bought a drum. Here's how you dance.
INTO JAPANESE
私はドラムを買った。踊り方はこうだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I bought a drum. Here's how you dance.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.