YOU SAID:

Hey Vsauce, Michael here. But who is Michael and how much does here weigh?

INTO JAPANESE

ちょっと Vsauce、ここでマイケル。しかし、誰がマイケルとここで重さはどのくらいですか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey Vsauce, here Michael. But who is Michael here is how much weight either.

INTO JAPANESE

ちょっと Vsauce、ここでマイケル。しかし、誰がマイケルここはどのくらいの重量のいずれか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey Vsauce, here Michael. But who is Michael here is how much weight either.