YOU SAID:
Hey Translation Party, I'm thirsty, can you breastfeed me?
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっと翻訳パーティー、私はのどが渇いて、授乳する私をことができるか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kinda translation party, I was so thirsty, can I breastfeed.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.