YOU SAID:
Hey there man i stubbed my toe
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私はつま先を突き刺した男
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I'm the guy who stabbed my toes
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のつま先を刺した男です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I'm the guy who stabbed my toes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.