YOU SAID:
Hey there, I'm depressed, what's your name?
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっとそこに、私が落ち込んで、あなたの名前は何ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
May I have your name, please?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの名前は何ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
May I have your name, please?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.