YOU SAID:

Hey teach im sorry im late my moms really sick and my dads impregnated by an alien and i just ran over my pet chicken

INTO JAPANESE

お母さんは本当に病気で、お父さんはエイリアンに染み込んでいて、ペットの鶏に出くわしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mom was really sick, Dad was soaked in aliens and came across a pet chicken.

INTO JAPANESE

お母さんは本当に病気でした、お父さんはエイリアンに浸されて、ペットの鶏に出くわしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mom was really sick, Dad was soaked in aliens and came across a pet chicken.