YOU SAID:
Hey, Sam! I hate you!
INTO JAPANESE
Samさん、こんにちは。大嫌い!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sam's, Hello. hate!
INTO JAPANESE
サムさん、こんにちは。嫌い!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good morning, Sam. Hate!
INTO JAPANESE
おはよう サム!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good morning, Sam!
INTO JAPANESE
おはよう サム!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good morning, Sam!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.