YOU SAID:
Hey, salami. Gimme back my hamster
INTO JAPANESE
おい、サラミ。私のハムスターを返して
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, salami. Return my hamster
INTO JAPANESE
おい、サラミ。ハムスターを返す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, salami. Return hamster
INTO JAPANESE
おい、サラミ。ハムスターを返す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, salami. Return hamster
That didn't even make that much sense in English.