YOU SAID:
hey How are you doing? I'm not fine I'm kinda dead
INTO JAPANESE
やあ気分はどうだい?私は元気じゃない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi How are you? I'm not fine
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、元気ですか?大丈夫ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello how are you? Not okay
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、元気ですか?よくない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello how are you? not good
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、元気ですか?良くない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello how are you? Not good
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、元気ですか?良くない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello how are you? Not good
That didn't even make that much sense in English.